vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

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Foam and Worbla armour MEGA TUTORIAL

Tutorial by AmenoKitarou

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iguanamouth:

proto-hipsters:

iguanamouth:

a lot of people are burned out on emoticons but one that ill never get tired of is :> because it looks like youre being talked to by a friendly bird

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I see it like

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still a bird

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caledscratch:

roarkshop:

I watched this 4 minute video about how reintroducing wolves to Yellowstone park literally changed everything about the park and just sat there for another two minutes, mouth open and teary eyed and amazed. Definitely worth a watch. 

it’s amazing how the earth itself changed in response to wildlife…

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libutron:

Northern Banded Coffee Snake - Ninia pavimentata
It is a small colubrid snake of the species Ninia pavimentata (Colubridae), native to the highlands of central Guatemala, and Honduras.
Adults of this non-venomous snake grow up to 0.28 m in length.
References: [1] - [2]
Photo credit: ©Josiah Townsend | Locality: La Liberación, 1030 m, Reserva de Vida Silvestre Texiguat, Honduras (2010)

libutron:

Northern Banded Coffee Snake - Ninia pavimentata

It is a small colubrid snake of the species Ninia pavimentata (Colubridae), native to the highlands of central Guatemala, and Honduras.

Adults of this non-venomous snake grow up to 0.28 m in length.

References: [1] - [2]

Photo credit: ©Josiah Townsend | Locality: La Liberación, 1030 m, Reserva de Vida Silvestre Texiguat, Honduras (2010)

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THIS IS IMPORTANT

reparteeist:

mother-machinegun:

GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK

IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’

LIKE

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE

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WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

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NOOOO

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THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE

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we bought it.

We spent actual real money on this and its in the bedroom where it belongs

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Guess my muse’s turn-ons

al-jilani-asks:

Send me one guess and I’ll rate it:

NO WAY | MEH | NOT BAD | MMM | YEAH BABY | FUCK YES RIGHT NOW

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gallifrey-feels:

that one kink that no one can ever know about ever

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lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles)

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