Just a madman with a tophat

fromwyrmrest said: :| Don’t you dare.

WELL. WELL. WELL.

Well well well…

Lookie what we have here. It seems the new patch is coming out. The Rebellion. The one that has a huge stonking Proto-drake eating poor innocent Darkspears? Now I wonder where Jem has gotten to…

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lumpyspacequaggan:

My new baby! Unsure what to name him so far, but good gosh he’s so docile and amazing. As far as I can tell he’s a Pinstripe Halloween crested gecko with some dalmation spots.

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bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

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(Source: orchestrion)

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

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mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

(Source: fuckyeahgarybarlow)

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bonginq:

trryinq:

snorlaxatives:

some people on this website have a special reserved place in heaven

OH MY GOD I ALMOST CRIED YESTERDAY BECAUSE I LOST THIS POST

its ok friend you have found it again

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pinkies-wednesday:

I appreciate the creative add and all but I was fucking reading that

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sofisoph:

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

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grimmspeight:

corgis-with-british-accent:

I’ve just made a new ship. It’s called Docthor. They’re on their honeymoon. Enjoy.

Can we just

these faces

I am as done as Amy is

done

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATH

Did the Doctor throw Amy in the trash?

aMY

WHAT IS

GOING ON WITH YOU

THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR OMG

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takeafuckingsh0wer:

NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR

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deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.

YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.

NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

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thedeadhatter:

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

My dogs try to act like people by actually sitting on the back of their butts
My cat try to act like dogs and greets me by sniffing me and lays with the dogs
This almost makes me want to buy a snake to see what would happen

The snake will sit upon your shoulder, nibble at your hair and poke at his own reflection in the mirror… And maybe occasionally whistle the theme song of Ed, Edd n’ Eddy.

(Source: ihavemyboydays)

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